The Trump Socks
The Trump Socks
Socks with tremendous hair
A soft knit crew sock with Trump's face, suit and red tie, topped with a fluffy orange faux-fur hairpiece around the cuff. Black with white stars and a red heel and toe, so they look just as good with your feet up as they do in a gift box.
- Fluffy faux-fur hair on the cuff
- Detailed knit face, suit and tie
- Stars design with red heel and toe
The details that matter
Comes with its own comb
They arrive in a stars-and-stripes gift box with a mini comb, so the hair can be styled to presidential standards. No wrapping skills needed.
- Stars-and-stripes gift box
- Mini comb to style the hair
- Ready to hand over straight away
The Trump Socks vs ordinary socks
| Feature | The Trump Socks | Ordinary socks |
|---|---|---|
| Keeps your feet comfy | ✓ | ✓ |
| Gets a laugh every time | ✓ | ✕ |
| Hair you can actually comb | ✓ | ✕ |
| Arrives in a gift box | ✓ | ✕ |
| A gift people talk about | ✓ | ✕ |
Made for every occasion
Birthdays
The gift that gets passed round the room.
Christmas
The best thing in the stocking. Obviously.
Office days
A little rebellion under the desk.
Father's Day
For the dad who says he wants nothing.
Frequently asked questions
What size are they?
One size fits most adults. They're a classic crew-length sock with a comfortable stretch fit.
Can you really comb the hair?
Yes. The cuff has a fluffy faux-fur hairpiece, and a mini comb comes in the box so you can style it.
How long does delivery take?
Orders arrive in 5–10 business days. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
What if I'm not happy with them?
Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we'll sort it out with a replacement, exchange or refund.